rpfiii
The short story is I get to go to kindergarten every day, draw pretty pictures of my ideas on a computer using all sorts of incredibly complex 3D rendering and modeling systems, email my doodles to customers who go OOOOOHHH, and AAAHHHHHH, and then spend fortunes of their marketing dollars on stuff outa my head that I draw up.
The long story is I design and develop merchandising display systems for both short term and long term usage that provide marketing vehicles for promotional items in prominent retail locations throughout North America that include graphic elements, structural elements, decorative elements, and primarily get in the way of shopping carts in the aisles in grocery stores, and make little kids go "mommy I want one of those. NOW!"
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indoor tree taunting, slug farming, decorative paper vegetable covers, cat juggling, bungy sleeping, rocket flamed meat dishes, turtle racesrpfiii's Twines
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Mystical Fire Powder Turns Your Fire Different Colors, Is Probably Mad Carcinogenic - Geekologie
Public Bookmark added by rpfiii on 12/02/2008$2.29 will get you a 25 gram sachet of Mystical Fire Powder. What is Mystical Fire Powder? It's powder. That you toss in the fire. To make it all mystical and shit. Sorcery yo, sorcery. The stuff makes your fire burn with all sorts of crazy colors and will stunt your growth if you eat too much ...
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The Green Head - Gas-Powered Party Blender
Public Bookmark added by rpfiii on 12/02/2008Grab the handlebars and open up the adjustable throttle for the best blender beverages on the block. * Revs up a quart of blended icy drinks * Stainless steel pitcher detaches for easy pouring and cleanup * 21" telescopic legs adjust for convenient use and compact storage * ...
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Peter Petrie Egg Separator Joke - Gag Kitchen Accessory - Have Fun with Breakfast of from Baron Bob and Wonderfully Wacky
Public Bookmark added by rpfiii on 12/02/2008Peter Petrie gets our top prize for most unusual breakfast cooking accessory. Does your significant other always demand that egg white omelet? Now that's a cinch with the Peter Petrie Egg Separator. Just crack the egg over the edge on the opening on top and let Peter do the rest of the work. ...
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Italian Police Find Cellphone Gun: Excuse Me, I Need To Answer This....PEW PEW! - Geekologie
Public Bookmark added by rpfiii on 12/02/2008Italian police discovered a .22 caliber cellphone gun during a raid on a Camorra (Naples Mafia) compound. Fully loaded, the gun's capable of firing four shots in quick succession through the antenna using buttons on the keypad as the trigger. Officers also seized bullet proof vests, drugs, ...
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Aerotel with Hanging Gardens Above Water by Alexander Asadov | Future Technology
Public Bookmark added by rpfiii on 12/02/2008The new concept “Aerotel” by Russian Architect Alexander Asadov, is something that can be realized anywhere in the world be it reservoirs or oceans. This 200m wide design also includes hanging gardens above water, and within the structure hotel and café, restaurants etc. The hotel can be ...
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The Green Head - Gas-Powered Party Blender
Comment added by rpfiii on 12/02/2008How to make an Industrial-Strength Margarita, the Manly Man Way. -
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You’re Leaving a Digital Trail. What About Privacy? - NYTimes.com
Comment added by rpfiii on 12/02/2008Not so bad if we follow the approach described here: "DR. PENTLAND says there are ways to avoid surveillance-society pitfalls that lurk in the technology. For the commercial use of such information, he has proposed a set of principles derived from English common law to guarantee that people ... -
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Peter Petrie Egg Separator Joke - Gag Kitchen Accessory - Have Fun with Breakfast of from Baron Bob and Wonderfully Wacky
Comment added by rpfiii on 12/02/2008everyone needs one of these. -
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The Green Head - Mattracks Powerboard - Gas-Powered Motorized Snowboard
Comment added by rpfiii on 12/02/2008vaarrooooommmm -
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iBoobs Are The Softest Speakers You Could Ever Want : Nerd Approved - Gadgets and Gizmos
Comment added by rpfiii on 12/02/2008'nuff said -
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IBM Predicts Solar Sidewalks in 5 Years : CleanTechnica
Comment added by rpfiii on 12/02/2008This is an intriguing idea, given that for most cities, sidewalks represent a very large relative surface area. The real question is though, how much of that space actually receives any kind of quality daylight exposure? Most cities with sidewalks also have very tall buildings which ...
Mystical Fire Powder Turns Your Fire Different Colors, Is Probably Mad Carcinogenic - Geekologie