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How Santa resembles a system administrator « Bits & PiecesHow Santa resembles a system administrator Evil-santa1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny. 2. When you ask Santa for something, the odds of receiving what you wanted are infinitesimal. 3. Santa seldom answers your mail. 4. When you ask Santa where he gets all the stuff he’s got, ...
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xmas cakeJose Cuervo Christmas Cake 1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup or brown sugar 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest ...
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Amazon.com: Laptop Steering Wheel Desk: ElectronicsAmazon.com: Laptop Steering Wheel Desk: Electronics
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Grandma's Little SecretGrandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight. When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his son’s medicine-cabinet, he asked about using one of the pills. The son said : ‘I don’t think you should take one, Dad. They’re very strong and very expensive.’ ‘How much?’ asked Grandpa. ...
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Liver and CheeseL IVER & CHEESE Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time. The ...
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Girls are Evil | Friggin Random - Watch a funny video, picture, or whatever!Undeniable mathematical proof that girls are in fact, evil.
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This just in from Europe...The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English ...
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new doctorI recently picked a new doctor. After a couple visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?" He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?" "Oh...
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