Five Reasons No One Should Wake Up Before Noon

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After reading the title above the context you’re more currently gracing your eyes across, you may think quietly to yourself “Aaron, is this an attempt to justify laziness and your unnatural hatred toward mornings?” My answer to this will be kept short and simple to avoid any confusion or misinterpretations.
Yes.
The following list is not made in order from most to least important, as every point made is of the utmost seriousness and importance as the last. So without further ado I bring to you (italics for rhymessssss)
NUMERO FIVE-O!!!!
Alarm clocks are inconvenient and annoying to set.

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